Man my daddy told me, boy when I was your age,
I had to walk 13 miles to school
I said, Oh, is that why you didn`t graduate?
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Talkin` noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I`m sayin?)
With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weeeeeed
You know I been act a fool, yeah
Mama, (Mama), go to the University of Smoking Marijuana (What?)
All of my friends go to USC, so I`m gonna tag along and hit the bong with them
Walkin` through the masses, lookin` for my classes
I can`t concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses
Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes
Tryin` to impress these brand new hoes
Laugh every time I have sex with a chick,
Baby don`t know I`m an ex-convict
Walkin` round the campus with my `fro and dick
Every twenty seconds I`ll be grabbin` my dick
Full of alcohol at the football games
Doin more drugs than my nigga Rich James
My GPA`s droppin` at a very fast rate
It would take a miracle for me to graduate
Maybe I won`t, maybe I will
Stressed out, poppin` pills in my Coupe Deville
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How do I party (party) and still pass
I hardly (hardly) ever go to class
Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal
If you bought it from me, it`s illegal
`Cause I`m Afroman, the educated crip
On a rock cocaine scholarship
Cook that crack until it`s done
I use that for my Negro college fund
Broke minorities, sellin` dope to those bitches in sororities
She`s drinkin` one too many 40`s
She took her clothes off, now we`re havin` orgys
Baby I don`t mean to act rude,
But you told me you would never fuck
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