Bad Ass lyrics

I never carry a gun
I just carry my tongue
When it`s not knee deep in pork
It`s acidic and forked

I`d mission abort
Don`t need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
`Til you`re clutchin` your heart

Playin` Mario Kart
With Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Heart
And wear my shades when it`s dark

Don`t retort or remark
You`ll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
*fart noise*

I`m Slaughter comma Sarge
AKA Commissar
Ballin` like stalin` from USSR
Shit`s so fluid so far

Thanks to Matt on guitar
Yo DJ, take `em to the part
Where I turn rap into art

Yeah, motherfucker
Check this shit out

I`m a bad ass
I ain`t gonna fuckin` spell it
I get up on the mic
And then I fuckin` yell it

No need to embellish
I`m selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The like`s of which you never delt with
Motherfucker