whatever it is you think you are
you aren`t:
a good friend, unique, well-read
good-looking, or smart
well now you know
well I hate to be the one to bear such bad news
I know it hurts to hear
but it`s true
you don`t mean anything
to anyone but me
and even I think
that you`re blinded by conceit
so now you know
free beer
and basement shows
don`t mean you`ve made it
it`s what you do
not who you were, what you wear, where you`ve been
so do something
whoever you think is watching you dance
from across the room
they aren`t
if anything, they feel sorry for you
`cause you try so hard
I know it hurts to hear
but it`s the truth
so you might as well hear it
from a friend
you`re a has-been
that never was
I know it`s mean to say
but it`s something I`ve been meaning to say to you
for a while
you`re a has-been
that never was
or will be Send " Bad News" Ringtone to your Cell