Bad Pickup Lines lyrics

Here`s a poem called Bad Pickup Lines

Hey don`t I know you from the bus?
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much were your breasts?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?

My tool needs a shed
I`d like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed
You think it`s impressive now...this cold sore`s just gettin` started
Mind if I hang out here `till it`s safe back where I farted?

`Scuse me if I interupted
And I`m not trying to make a pass
But you must be leaving the country
If you`re packing that much ass