Barbecue My Brain lyrics

Performed by the Flaming Underwear (Gli and Clo)
Written by J-yawn, Clo, and Gli
(c) 1992 Crotchless Music
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CHORUS:
Well you can barbecue my brain
But it won`t taste good
You can fry it up on a plate
But I still won`t like it
You can add cottage cheese to it
Or even sour cream
But if you barbecue my brain
It just won`t taste good

It`s a stormy Saturday night
And you`re in a funny mood
You wear a lab coat in the kitchen
And experiment with some food
As the thunder pounds the darkness
A smirk forms on your face
And with a sinister laugh
You add picante sauce by Pace

You say, `Soon it`s time for dinner
And boy will it be great
The main course is all but done
Soon you`ll have some on your plate
But first a small donation
From you I will require
You won`t be needing to THINK to taste
I want to broil the meal on the fire!`

CHORUS

Suddenly, you get an idea
--That`s when I get scared
You said, `The last ingredient is in your head
And the sauce is all prepared!!!`
`Thank you Dr. Frankenstein
For all your inspiration
If you could just be here
To sample my new creation!!!`

CHORUS

Please, good Dr. Evilfood
You simply must be kidding
My brain, it simply wouldn`t taste good
So please put down that ice cream scoop!

INTERLUDE

Please, come to your senses
Or soon I will have none!
Hey, Evilfood! Please don`t remove
My only cerebrum!!!
`Upon the first bite, I find
It tastes like shit, and so:
Consequently, you were right -
Too bad you`ll NEVER KNOW!

CHORUS

His rare delicacy
Was prepared in great haste
Maybe now you`ll learn
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!
(etc....)

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