Bathroom Song lyrics

Look at me
Ain’t I neat?
wouldn`t you think the driver’s completely out of his mind?
wouldn`t you think I`m the girl
the girl who has to pee?
look at this van
there’s no toilet
how many hours can one person hold it?
looking around here you`d think
sure, she`s really gotta pee
I`ve got toilets and sinks aplenty
I`ve got toilet paper and towels galore
(you want bathrooms? I`ve got 20!)
but who cares?
There not here
Can you stop?
I wanna be where the bathrooms are
I wanna see wanna see `em flushing
driving around on those
(what do you call `em? oh, tires)
screaming at the driver you don`t get to far
toliets are required for peeing, pooping
strolling along down a
(what`s that word again?) oh, highway
up where they pee
up where they poop
up where they sit all day on the pot
wondering why
wish I could be
part of that group
what would I give
if I could pee
right in those toilets
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