Putting songs together ain`t no puzzle like yahtzee
Sending this out to k-rob and rahmalzee
Let me introduce myself on this cut
I`m ad rock, i`m lit like a motherfuck
Well, i`m brewing up rhymes like i was using a still
Kickin` an old school flow like mike mcgill
`cause yauch`s on the upright, the shit just ain`t funny
Got fat bass lines like russel simmons steals money
Got clientele, you know i rock well
And then you`re on my dick because i`m d.f.l.
Yeah, mike `cause playing the bass is my favorite shit
I might be a hack on the stand up but i`m working at it
I get my hair cut correct like anthony mason
Then i ride the i.r.t. right up to penn station
Penn station up on 8th ave.
Listen all y`all you get the ball bath
He`s got the savior faire because he`s debonair
Mike d with the vinyl with the grooves so rare
And the rhymes that we`re are doo doo
Shit, if it`s going to be that kind of a party
I`m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
Been makin` with the freak freak, so unique
I been learning from the elders now it`s time to speak
Oh that shit sounds nice
Mike d come on and get it on y`all
Talking shit about a mile a minute
Put the wax on the table and let the d.j. spin it
Excuse me motherfuckers, can i beg your pardon
I`m gonna see the knicks at madison square garden
And like the knicks i got game like i worked at hasbro
On the mic i bug, like i was prince jazzbo
The rhymes are stupid to make you go coo-coo
You can`t sleep `cause you`re little cindy loo hoo
Down with the hurra since the raising hell tour
Just listen to his cuts there`s no reason to tell more
Cindy what i didn`t catch the last one
That shit sounded kinda nice, but bust a fast one
Well i`m not known for my speed raps
So grab the microphone and cut out the claps
Ah yea, i like that shit is kind of rough
I`ll grab the microphone and fuck it up
I might seem out there, a little deranged
I`ve got to cool off, catch me on the driving range
Well i`m the ladies` choise like i was j.j. evans
Legalize the weed and i`ll say thank heavens
I`m talking p.g.a. pro tour 2
I`m doctor beppers in my t.v., in my golfing shoes
Pass me an iron and i`ll bust a chip shot
Then you throw me off the green because i`m strictly hip-hop
I`ll grab the tee, i`ll tee off
I`ll grab the golf clubs and i`m off, i`m audi- so check me
I`ve got the timbos on my toes when i`m not on the green
I`ve got the costom made boots with the spikey things
I`m working on my driving `cause i`m going pro
I`ve got the funky fly golf gear from head to toe
Yea, the b-boys makin` with the freak freak
Mario`s nagging nonni`s about the pesto pizza
And then he`s on a mission and he`s checking for peacha Send " Bboys Makinwith The Freak Freak " Ringtone to your Cell