Be Careful How Yuh Poop lyrics

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Be careful how yuh poop before di night done
yuh mighta end up with a body come dung
mi seh be careful how yuh poop before the night done
yuh might a end up with a body come dung

Verse 1

Get a check up from yuh doctor
Regula
suh yuh body nuh end up in a sick disaster
Mi nyam yam and banana fish and flour
Ackee
Porridge fi gi mi body nuff stamina
Diareah guh fi tek mi sake a milk powda
mi nyam 11 Jackfruit and 10 gizzada
mi drink...3 quart a milk a nyam 20 bulla
and den pooooop
Cool nuh maaassa!

Mek a try memba a when dat happen...
year before last round 10 past 7
mi deh ina mini van weh ram up full a people
si dung ina di back very comfortable
after mi pooop mi did kinda freighten
because mi feel supmen but mi neva too certain
either di seat did wet or a doo mi doo-doo
eh, all mi know mi si dung ina sitten`

One gal weh deh beside mi shi look and seh `phewm!`
Mi look pon her and seh `young lady whappen`
shi seh `somebody poop`
mi seh `mind anuh yuh....unu poop all di while and galang like a nuh unu`
Same time mi hear a old man seh `uh uh, unu can`t smell good, unu nose nuh open
poop nuh smell suh yuh a hear mi people
dat somebody weh fart suppose to shit to`

One dread did si dung with a piece a bamboo
hear a man: `search di dread him did a eat mango`
Di dread lick him ina him head and seh ` a duppy deh pon yuh? unu search unu
self unu nuh have batty to?`

Everybody get up and start to argue and seh `wi must find a who and kill with
beatin`
Mi mek sure bawl out, `naaaaga people, why dem always a step ina dog doo-doo?`

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Now di gal weh deh beside mi shi come in like scout
just a shoob up and a push up and a move all about
Hear mi nuh ina mi mind `I wonder if shi find out`
So say...so thought
mi si when shi bow
and look dung pon mi foot and seh `kiss mi blow wow!`
`one stop drive let mi off now, dis a man ya a sh*t up di bus to bull cow`
Shi look pon mi shoes it`s like shi confuse
mi ask her if shi like di style shi bawl `move`
den shi call one man and seh `have mi excuse sah...look pon dat and tell mi if
it`s sh*t dat or shoes`
Di man start laugh den mi hear him seh `pheew, man yuh sh*t up yuh self?`
Mi seh `move and guh yuh too faas a mi dinner mi did have unda deh and when di
bus drop ina pothole mi dinner throw weh`
Di man stop laugh den mi hear him seh `eh, fi yuh dinner smell suh? A mussi
cook John Crow`
Mi seh `no anuh mi dinner if yuh s-mell nutten, then a mussa me step ina di dog
doo-doo`
Di gal bawl out `yuh lie yuh know sar...why yuh sh*t up self and a blame dog
for? A nuh dog doo-doo dat!`
Den mi shout `den a wah?`
SHi get a piece a stick from a piece a ackee limb
A man si her and seh `chuh...a wah dat mi sistrin?`
Shi seh `mi wuk a Public mi do doo-doo cleaning, and a nuh dog doo-dat and mi a
guh prove it to him`
Shi dig and shi dig till shi find something
Shi seh `look pon dat, dog nyam jimbolin?`
Shi neva stop dig till shi find di pumpkin and di two juju weh mi nyam dis
morning
di way mi get mad mi seh `look mi sistrin....weh you a try prove nuh have no
meaning`
Mi look pon it and seh `dog nuh nyam dumplin?`
Shi seh `yes dat a true, but wah bout di tambrin`?`

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