Beach Side Property lyrics

`Wow!` said the broken Californian down
On the beach that used to be by the beach
Town hasn`t moved but`s getting closer, losing ground
Making better views and close relaxing sounds
Ground sure don`t like the way it`s treated so now
It`s moving back to the sea
Plan to hitch a ride with the river
Cuz deep down plumbing life is too cramped for me
I got wood legs and bow legs and no legs at all
Goddamn! Would you accept a collect call?
Oh no, I don`t understand
I got sore eyes and poor eyes and no eyes at all
Goddamn! Would you like to take a fall?
No I don`t like this plan
It was a staple of brass tacks and waxed backs
A memo left on the forehead of God
Sent sealed and signed by the saints who sang this song:
`We`re going union like they say
We`ll buy the congregation
Then one day, you`ll find us sitting
in your chairs with big ideas of stocks and shares.`