Beautiful America lyrics

The man on the television said I need to drink this, and sleep with that, in order to be cool. And you know that I would do almost anything, to be like that guy on TV. I know that if I had just the right outfit and a hairstyle that could be me. Don`t you know you can`t be cool if you dress dumb, I need to have that `cause everybody`s got one. I think I`ll start smoking, that would make me intellectual, that`s what I`ve always wanted to be. I need to lift weights, that would make me more sexual, and that would be good for me. In America it`s wonderful, all you have to do is fake it. Own anything you want, all you have to do is take it. Live for today, don`t think about tomorrow, have a good time in America-Gomorrah. What are you looking at, you better not make me mad. I`ll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad. I don`t need you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law. With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America. I want to be in America, Okay for me in America, everything`s free in America, for a small fee in America