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<pre><font size='+2'>BEER GUT lyrics DA YOOPERS</font><br>1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT  <br />
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS <br />
HE USED A WHEELBARROW  <br />
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN <br />
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING <br />
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR <br />
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT <br />
AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR <br />
2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT  <br />
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR <br />
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS  <br />
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS <br />
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY  <br />
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER <br />
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME  <br />
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER <br />
<br />
CHORUS: <br />
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA  <br />
STAND UP IF YOU CAN <br />
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT  <br />
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND <br />
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY  <br />
ITS A FRIEND WHO`S ALWAYS NEAR <br />
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO  <br />
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER <br />
<br />
3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG  <br />
AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING <br />
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND  <br />
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING <br />
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ  <br />
`CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR <br />
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT  <br />
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR <br />
<br />
4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA  <br />
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT <br />
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID  <br />
“I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT` <br />
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT  <br />
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE <br />
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK  <br />
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD <br />
<br />
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1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT
THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS
HE USED A WHEELBARROW
TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN
THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING
WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR
HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT
AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR
2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT
THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR
SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS
AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS
HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY
THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER
SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME
AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

CHORUS:
BEER GUTS OF AMERICA
STAND UP IF YOU CAN
STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT
AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND
YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY
ITS A FRIEND WHO`S ALWAYS NEAR
AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO
IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG
AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING
HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND
AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING
HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ
`CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT
AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA
AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT
SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID
“I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT`
SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT
AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE
BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK
BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

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