Why does she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say-
Hey, Hey, Hey! -Then we clash!
I got my diddly spayed(x3)
I got my diddly
She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester!
I wanna jump, this isn`t right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly
I don`t know why
I got a joke to silly to say
Don`t touch the balls
I gotta dick, Dick hear my fucking HATE!
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly
If you`re wondering
Its gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated
Desguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream
El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can`t help me romp
Bill just fuck me! Take me anal!
Billy`s slit reminds me of someone
I`m sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look!
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my liberty
I got my diddly spayed (x2)
Nothing hard
I gotta be around pussy
Don`t let me fall
I got a heh-heh
Well you can`t live
We got my diddly spayed