Before She Blows lyrics

paralyzed reaction
on the crackin` of my tired ol` bones
the heat i keep catchin`
misinformed correction
just a dragon`s spiteful groan
if they only knew
ten cups of fuel and i`ll explain it to you.
i`m just a dastardly bastard
a livin` hazard
i`m the master of gettin plastered
i know a killer named pricilla
she lives out on the river
her quivers make me shiver
shakes my tree like king kong
if they only knew
i`m a dastardly bastard
a livin` hazard
i`m the master of gettin plastered
unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastard
i`m livin` faster than a roller caster.