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Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son you`re fucking high
And I thought, yeah there`s a first for everything
So I took my old man`s advice
Three sad semesters
It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they`d got a different name
I nuked another grandma`s apple pie
And hung my head in shame
Oh
I`ve been thinking a lot today
I`ve been thinking a lot today
Oh, I think I`ll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I`ll take it to LA
Oh, I think I`ll get it done yesterday
Aw, Shit
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God, please spare me more rejection
`Cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels