Beradette lyrics

I don`t wanna leave, Bernadette,
But I don`t wanna live with the jet set.
I don`t wanna leave with you payin` all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.

Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You`ve never done a day`s work in your life,
You`ve got no incentive.
You`ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you`ve slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.

I can`t get a job, Bernadette,
So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
If you marry me, Bernadette,
You`ll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.

Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You`ve never done a day`s work in your life,
You`ve got no incentive.
You`ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you`ve slept with.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.

[Bernadette`s got a house in the country,
She`s really got it made.
Her lawyers made her filthy rich,
She`s got all expenses paid.]

Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
Then you`ll eat him all up,
And spit him out,
With a dash of Perrier.

And when you`ve had enough
You`ll throw him away,
And take him for all you can get.
Yeah, you like it don`t you, Bernadette?

I don`t want to leave Bernadette,
But I wanna keep a little bit of self respect.
I don`t want to leave with you paying all my debts,
With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
You`ve never done a day`s work in your life.
You`ve got no incentive.
Women like you oughta be locked up,
For giving others a bad name.
Ohh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
Ooh, Bernadette.

I think you`re sad.
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