Best Cock On The Block lyrics

it`s two in the morning



my beeper`s going off

i`m naked, i roll over

enough is enough

these bitches always calling me

morning, noon, and night

Gladys and Rhonda

Darlene, she is tight, right?



what can i say?

they can`t stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it`s eternally hard



i`ve got five different sizes, shapes and colors

come over and try me, i am like no other

you like `em big?

i got a GMC brand

you like `em little?

i got a mini pickle

i aim to satisfy i aim to please

just give me some booty that i can squeeze



what can i say?

they can`t stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it`s eternally hard



aw, shit! it`s Darlene.

i know it by the code

i was supposed to be there an hour ago

she said, "baby, bring the big one"

but i left it with Brooke

my dick, it`s like chick bait

one bite and they`re hooked



so i`m headed to darlene`s and i get distracted

got my eye right on her block

and i get distracted

slid down to the girl on the bench sippin` water

she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her

she said "ooh, you`re one of dem girly men

well, i need more man in my men

we could meet next week,

we could be great friends...."



no, no... see- i`m a lady lover

i`m a lady leaver

just one taste and you`ll be a believer

so girl- take that

my dick`s so big, i don`t even have to pack it



see i`m just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man`s world

i`m just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man`s world



so... i gotta go.

got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo





from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO



what can i say?

they can`t stay away from the best cock

on the block todaaaaay
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