Bethelehemian Rhapsody lyrics

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
`Cause of his grand size, no one`s safe from fatality
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:

GOLIATH:
I`m dressed for war boys, I need no infantry
Because I`ll meet the one you propose
Israelites, pick my foe
Anyway, I`ll win, so it doesn`t matter to me

DAVID:
Mama, there`s still no man who can come against this threat
You might figure now we`re dead
Mama, Goliath is testing us
And know he`s gonna know they`re all afraid
Mama, he`s a mean and crazy guy
He`ll come back again this time tomorrow
Daring us, Scaring us- cause he wants to meet in battle
Hooray! My time has come
Been a shepherd all my life-but I`m taking on this giant
Goodbye, everybody – but not for long
God will lead me all the while I face this brute
C`mon (David you`re a whimp though) I`m not gonna die
The One who wins my battle is Lord over all

GOLIATH:
I see a little silly shepherd, not a man
What are you trying to prove? You`ll be chewed up and mangled!
Send a boy to fight me? A very very tiny flea!

DAVID:
Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot!
I`ll kick your butt!
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me

CROWD:
He trusts the Lord but suffers from insanity
Daring to fight `gaist this monstrosity

DAVID:
Evil comes, evil goes- you will get deposed

GOLIATH:
I will not, no! I will not get deposed

DAVID:
Yes, you will (repeat) Your head will roll

GOLIATH:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let the eagles pick your bones
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me

DAVID:
So you think you can scorn me and spit on my tribe?
So you think you`re above me just based on your size?
Oh, baby…. you ain`t just duelin` David
You`e gonna get it now- cause God`ll win my battle here

CROWD:
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

DAVID:
Guys I`m really flattered-yet it wasn`t me
God wins every battle- God wins every battle for me

VOICE:
David will be king soon