Big Dummy lyrics

Mirror mirror what am I this mornin` (big dummy)

What do you call a guy that ain`t got no learnin` (big dummy)

I spent every dime that I made last week and there ain`t even lipstick on my cheek

What`s another way to say overlay meek (big dummy)

I could`ve kissed her a dozen times last night (big dummy)

A pretty little buddy and I wouldn`t hold it tight

I ran out of gas in my old clunk and I ran I gotta spare it outta my trunk

Sometimes I think I oughta be a monk (big dummy)

[ guitar ]

It wadn`t very late but I thought I better take her on in (big dummy)

I couldn`t hardly talk for a quiver in my chin

She let`s sit in a parlor awhile she gave me a wink and a great big smile

I said I better go gotta drive ten miles (big dummy)

I got up my nerve next week from big brother Luke (now you`re talkin` hahaha)

He told me high steppin` girls don`t like the spook (haha haha)

But she told me she didn`t want me around said you go jump in the river and drown

She`s goin` out with that naughty Bill Brown (big dummy now you`re a big dummy)