Big Legged Sally lyrics

Well hello Georges, well I`ll be doggone! I hadn`t seen you in a long time, man,
where have you been?

Well, you see, I`ve been hangin` around but eh... I ain`t been doin` no good

Well you ain`t been goin` to the right places man,
you must go to the right places, you know.
The right places is where I go!

Well... where`s that? Where`s that place you go?

And then... and then...
You know that big fat woman they call Big Sally? You-you know Big Sally?

You mean that - you mean that big woman with her chest hangin`
down below her knees?

Yes... that`s the one I`m talkin` about.

Everytime she walks she kick herself in the chest.

Yes, I remember that.

Uh, well look friend, I tell ya - I tell ya what you should do for me. You
should sing a couple of numbers, you know, short numbers and then
I`ll take the rest. You know what you used to sing?

What was - what was I used to sing?

Ah.. the one about... what Shakespeare wrote... you know: `Mama
move your false teeth papa wanna scratch your gums` or somethin`
like that you know - you understand, yeah. All right, now look. You
sing a verse and then I`ll sing a verse.

Well early in the mornin`, when I wake up in my bed...

That`s it! That`s it! That`s it! Sing that one, yeah, that`s good.
Or did you wake up, you know.

Early in the mornin` yes..

You sound like my mother-in-law, you know...

Yes when I wake up in my bed...

Scoobydoobydoo... that`s it, that`s it, yeah...

Yeah I don`t have no money

You never did!

But I have the blues in my bread

No no li-li-li
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