Big Ole Butt lyrics

I was at the mall sippin` on a milkshake
Playin` the wall takin` a break
Admirin` the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That`s when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said `How you doin` my name`s Big L
Don`t ask me how I`m livin` `cause yo I`m living swell
But then again I`m livin` kind of foul
`Cause my girl don`t know that I`m out on the prowl`
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin` her and thankin` her, chewin` her and doin` her
Layin` like a king on sheets of satin
That`s what time it is, you know what`s happenin`
She had a big ole booty, I was doin` my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl`s a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl`s my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn`t hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...

TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you

I went to the high school about three o`clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin` my jock
My homeboy`s jeep, the system blastin`
Cold forty dogs, smilin` and laughin`
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That`s when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I`d always remember
I said to my man, `Stop the jeep`
She`s only senteen but, yo, don`t sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, `Yo, you look tired
Let`s go get some rest, relax by the fire`
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, `them young boys ain`t nothin`
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button`
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin`
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin`, but...

BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin` lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, `I don`t care who you are`
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin` in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin`
And shrimp and steak wasn`t the only thing cookin`
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, `I don`t men to be rude
But I`ll take you on a platter`
She said, `You got a girl,` I said, `It don`t matter
You look like you`re tastier than a pipin` hot pizza
What`s your name?` She said, `My tag says Lisa`
I said, `O.K., you`re smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I`ll be back`
She looked at me and said, `Make yourself clear
L, where we going?` I said, `Right here`
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, `You`ll see`
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break `a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin`, I checked my watch
I couldn`t believe it said nine o`clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn`t remember

LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I`d be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I`m leavin` you
See ya