Big Pink Dress lyrics

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey i`m so confused what`s to lose i think i might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said stick it up your rear she never thought she`d hear these words woo your mustache is so tickly down there drill my ass oh god it`s so tight drill my ass this is my first time drill my ass i love you/love you too i live with bill its such a thrill we get it on so fine we tend our garden everyday sometimes we get 69 play dress up and have puppet shows we skip and dance and sing he`s so helpful he shaves my back mark it`s my turn to wear the cowboy hat it`s so hard it feels so right it`s so hard the way he holds me it`s so hard i could just die when we go drinking it`s so hard the we start thinking but doin it to liberace then we bake a quiche we went to church he held my hand i gazed into his eyes he kissed my ear i said oh dear my shaft began to rise he wispered let`s get married i squeeked and shouted yes suddenly our live a big mess he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress drill my ass not sure i`m right drill my ass what was i thinking drill my ass i like bull fights drill my ass no more knittng drill my ass no more skipping i tried it once a whole 6 months so long mustache