[Spoken]
Whew! This the heaviest trunk I ever seen. Lady?
What is it?
Here it is.
Here`s what?
That trunk you ordered.
I can see that thing`s too big now.
Well, you ordered it.
Bring it in here; I`ll try it.
[Coot`s part sung:]
Standing in the hallway, my neighbors heard me say,
Standing in the hallway, my neighbors heard me say,
Aw, what did you say?
Quit pushing and squeezing; you can`t get it in that way.
Uh-oh, look what this woman done said!
I`m calling the expressman, to tell him that the storeman lied.
Yeah, call him up, he`s there!
I`m calling up the expressman, to tell him that the storeman lied.
This trunk won`t fit my closet because it`s too big and wide.
What kind of trunk is that?
Listen here, Mr. Expressman, don`t let your temper rise.
Is that what you call it?
Listen here, Mr. Expressman, don`t let your temper rise.
My temper ain`t risin`, where`d you get that at?
It`s nice to look at, but really, baby, it ain`t my size.
You knowed that before you ordered it.
Ain`t no use to force it, I`ll tell you what I mean.
Yeah, let me know. Spit it out, hot mama!
Ain`t no use to force it, I`ll tell you just what I mean.
Yeah, come on tell, now, I`m listening.
My narrow little doorway`s holdin` it halfway inbetween.
Yeah, it is a very small door.
I need it and I like it, but don`t make your mama sore.
I ain`t tryin` to make you mad. Get it if you want it.
I need it and I like it, but don`t make your mama sore.
Yeah.
I would use it in a minute, but send it right back to that store. Send " Big Trunk Blues" Ringtone to your Cell