Sour Kangaroo:
Humpf!...... Humpfed a voice.
`Twas the sour kangaroo.
And the young kangaroo in her pouch said:
Young Kangaroo:
`Humpf!`
Sour Kangaroo:
Too!
Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin.
A person of that? Why, there never has been!
You`re the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
And I don`t care who I tell
The biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool,
Young Kangaroo:
And I think so as well!
Sour Kangaroo:
Maybe I`m nasty, maybe I`m cruel
But you`re the biggest blame fool
Young Kangaroo:
In the Jungle of Nool
Horton:
It`s true.Please believe me.I tell you sincerely,
My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly.
I know there`s a person down there, and what`s more,
Quite likely there`s two, even three, even four!
Wickersham #2:
Ha! Laughed a voice!
Wickersham #1 & 3
Ha! Laughed some others!
Wickershams:
Ha! Ha Ha!
Laughed the Wickersham brothers!
Oh, he`s the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
And monkeys like us should know.
Sour Kangaroo:
No, no, no, no!
Wickershams:
We`ve been out on a limb
Lookin` down on him--
Wickersham #1:
And he`s fat!
Wickersham #2:
He`s dumb!
Wichersham #3:
He`s slow!
Sour Kangaroo:
Uh huh!
Sour Kangaroo & Wickershams:
Elephants ain`t too swift as a rule
But he`s the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool.
`Cause he`s talkin` to a speck
Talkin` to a speck
To a speck of dust
Wickersham #3:
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
Wickershams, Bird Girls & Sour Kangaroo:
Talkin` to a speck
Talkin` to a speck
To a speck of dust
Wickersham #3:
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
Sour Kangaroo:
R-E-S-P-E-C-K!
Oh, please take that speck away!
All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
Bird Girls:
Through the Jungle, the news quickly flew.
All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
Bird Girls:
He talks to a dust speck!
Jojo:
It`s on channel two!
Cat:
Out topic today is `psychic elephants who hear
voices` whaddaya think, folks, is the elephant
off his trunk?We`ll be right back with `speck`
`clover` `dust` `neighbor` `who`....
Stay tuned! We`ll be right back!
All:
Bigest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
Gertrude:
I`m Gertrude McFuzz and I love right next door.
He`s never done anything crazy before.
All:
Bigest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
Gertrude:
He`s always been friendly, and loyal, and kind.
I just don`t believe Horton`s out of his mind!
All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
Mayzie:
I`m Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree.
All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?
Mayzie:
Enough about Horton, let`s talk about me!
Mayzie and Bird Girls:
Let`s talk about, talk about
talk about, talk about....
Mayzie:
Me!
All (Except Horton & Gertrude)
Talkin` to a speck
Talkin` to a speck
To a speck of dust
Wickersham #3:Sour Kangaroo:
Blame fool in theJust a fool, just a fool, just a fool!
Jungle of Nool
Horton:
I just have to save them, because after all
A person`s a person no matter how small.
Horton & Gertrude:
A person`s a person no matter how...
All (except Horton & Gertrude)
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
He`s the worst we ever saw!
Bird Girls:
Tellin` lies
Wichershams
Its an elephant hoax!
(+Yertle) Brother thats against the law!
Sour Kangaroo:
Somebody`s thinkin` different than us!
All:
Biggest blame fool
In the jungle of
Nool, Nool, Nool!
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!
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