Billy The Theme Park Shark lyrics

I`m a shark I`m a shark
A killer of the ocean
I`m a shark I`m a shark
Silently I strike
I`m a shark I`m a shark
I`m dumber than a tree
I only have three thoughts
And they are eat, swim... eat

He`s a shark he`s a shark
I was swimming in the ocean
He`s a shark he`s a shark
I got picked up by a boat
A team of lonely fisherman
Sold me to the city
And now my name is Billy
I`m a theme park shark

Billy the theme park shark
Preforming tricks for tourists at fee five bucks a head
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer but he`s too well fed

The sight of blood is what put me in a frenzy
Now it means that it`s time to clean the pool

I`m a shark I`m a shark
I`m swimming in a pool
He`s a shark he`s a shark
I dont have to fight for food
I get three meals a day
And some extra on the weekends
And i`m the only shark I know who has a dental plan
(who has a dental plan)

Billy the theme park shark
Jumping at a football that`s suspended overhead
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer but he`s too well fed

He`s a shark he`s a shark
And I`m not in my natual habitat
He`s fat and old and lazy
But I`m happier here
I really hope these activists don`t free Billy
`Cause out there in the wild I`d be dead

Then one day just after a performance
He barfed up a flounder on the owner of the park
Billy the theme park shark
Preforming tricks for tourists and throwing up his meal
Billy the theme park shark
Now he`s been replaced by a juggling seal

Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aquabatic zoo
Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!