I got your fucking present hanging next to my nuts. Now when Im swinging on my
hatchet, if it hits you it cuts, Dont make me chop your head in half and smack
the side with the check, because I havent had my Melerol in almost a week, Your
fuckin` mama brought me here to entertain your ass, so no matter whut Im doing
I expect you to laugh, Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isnt funny
give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody, I could probably do a
cartwheel or somethinf if you move the couch, but that aint whut Im fuckin`
about, I could sew your mouths shut and pump air in through your nose and
fuckin` pop your head, but wed get blood on our clothes. Look, Im a wicked
clown I aint no fuckin`super hero, aint that big and scary, though I fly like
little Ray Mysterio, Im wuick to beat down all you little bitches right in
front of your mom and if the bitch gets heated tell her to bring it on!
Oh shit its your birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Its somebodys birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Oh shit its your birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Its your birthday
Sit the fuck down or its everybodys birthday... Shut the fuck up!
Oh shit its your birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Its somebodys birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Oh shit its your birthday! Oh no it isnt!
Its your birthday
I'm falling into words I never knew,
I never meant to say the words, "I love you"
But it's in my heart and it feels new
Is it true for you, is it true for you?
Of course you'd like to play that we'd be friends,
It couldn't stay that way 'cause we'd pretend,
But then I heard about your new boyfriend
Where did I go wrong, where did I go wrong?
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday,
I'm sorry 'cause I'm a shit face
I thought it was on a Wednesday,
A Monday or a Tuesday,
It's all the same to me
So what will make you happy?
Tell me 'cause I'm sorry
These colors that we find
Look all the same to me
I know that you've been hurt but in the end,
I'd like to say it's worth all the things that we did
But now you've found me out, my inside's dead
What I have done wrong, what I have done wrong?
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday,
I'm sorry 'cause I'm a shit face
I thought it was on a Wednesday,
A Monday or a Tuesday,
It's all the same to me
So what will make you happy?
Tell me 'cause I'm sorry
These colors that we find
Look all the same to me
I couldn't take those things away from you
I've made mistakes, but so have you
We could have made it work but we lost
When you left and you didn't have to,
You didn't have to, didn't have to
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday,
I thought it was on a Wednesday
What did all your friends say?
They're all the same to me
So what would make you happy?
Tell me 'cause I'm sorry
These days, they go by
Feel all the same to me
Feel all the same to me
Feel all the same to me
Feel all the same to me
Feel all the same to me