Bitchdumb Ass lyrics

(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)



WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS

AS I OFTEN DO

HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN` ‘ROUND

FOR SOMEONE NEW



SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING

WITH BIG SAD EYES

WAGGIN` HER TAIL

LIKE SHE`S A FRIEND OF MINE



SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY

SO I THREW HER A BONE

AND NOW

THAT BITCH WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED

HE LEFT ME THE FARM

I CAN`T BLAME HIM

HE DIDN`T MEAN NO HARM



BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING

I DIDN`T EXPECT

HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE

STUBBORN AS THEY GET



HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX

THE IQ OF A STONE

AND NOW

THE DUMB ASS WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD

YOU DON`T EVEN KNOW

I`M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK

AND SHE`S RIGHT AT THE DOOR



SHE`S WHIMPERING AND CRYING

LIKE SHE DON`T HAVE NO SENSE

I CHASED HER AWAY

BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE



TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?

WHO CAN I PHONE?

THAT BITCH WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, YOU AIN`T SAID NOTHING

YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE

YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE



‘CAUSE HE WON`T DO NOTHING

BUT LAY RIGHT HERE

HE`S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK

HE CAN OPEN A BEER



HE THINKS HE`S A STALLION

BUT, HE`S NO STALLONE

AND NOW

THE DUMB ASS WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE
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