Bitchin In The Kitchen lyrics

Dear blender
Oh won`t you help a first offender
Oh, toaster
Don`t you put the burn on me
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin` in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night

Dear knife drawer
Now won`t you help me to face life more
Oh, trashcan
Don`t you put the dirt on me
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin` in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night

Everything used to be OK
But I`ve been had
And Brad, I`m glad to say, is on his way
Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin` in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night

Shower curtain
Oh won`t you help me to be certain
Oh, toothpaste
Don`t you put the squeeze on me
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin` in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night

Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later
Bitchin` in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!
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