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<pre><font size='+2'>BIZARRE CHRISTMAS INCIDENT lyrics BEN FOLDS FIVE</font><br>(Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let`s tell them a little story <br />
<br />
about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell `em `bout <br />
<br />
Christmas)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Christmas Eve, I didn`t get much sleep<br />
<br />
I kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimney<br />
<br />
Who could it be?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
(I`ll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what <br />
<br />
happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to <br />
<br />
sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
And in the morning, I couldn`t believe my eyes<br />
<br />
A whale of a corpe with a long white beard <br />
<br />
Was dangling over the fire<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
oh, Santa he`s a big fat fuck<br />
<br />
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck<br />
<br />
Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast<br />
<br />
`Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass<br />
<br />
hey, hey, hey<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
(Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell `em what you saw, <br />
<br />
tell `em what you saw grandpa)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I gotta tell you folks, <br />
<br />
He wasn`t wearin no clothes<br />
<br />
He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil<br />
<br />
from his back down to his toes<br />
<br />
While I was talking to the cops outside<br />
<br />
The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs<br />
<br />
They hauled him away in a double-wide<br />
<br />
What a sad, sad way to die<br />
<br />
Hey, hey, hey<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Santa, he`s a big, fat fuck<br />
<br />
went down the chimney, got his fat ass<br />
<br />
oh, honey call the lawyers fast,<br />
<br />
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(Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let`s tell them a little story

about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell `em `bout

Christmas)

Christmas Eve, I didn`t get much sleep

I kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimney

Who could it be?

(I`ll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what

happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to

sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep)

And in the morning, I couldn`t believe my eyes

A whale of a corpe with a long white beard

Was dangling over the fire

oh, Santa he`s a big fat fuck

Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck

Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast

`Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass

hey, hey, hey

(Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell `em what you saw,

tell `em what you saw grandpa)

I gotta tell you folks,

He wasn`t wearin no clothes

He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil

from his back down to his toes

While I was talking to the cops outside

The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs

They hauled him away in a double-wide

What a sad, sad way to die

Hey, hey, hey

Santa, he`s a big, fat fuck

went down the chimney, got his fat ass

oh, honey call the lawyers fast,

Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass

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