Black Bart Blues lyrics

(HarrisDickinson)
[Spoken intro:]
Bruce
`What the fuck is that?`
[Nerd:]
`Hi, guys, are you in a band or something?
I mean it would be so cool
if you were in a band `cos you`re
Driving a big bus with band on the front of it`
[Bruce:]
`Why don`t you shut up and get on board will ya?`
[Nerd:]
`Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave
And, and you got a beer,
I`d like a Heineken if you`ve got one`
that`s real cool, that`s great, yeah!`
[Bruce:]
`Would you like to see Black Bart?`
[Nerd:]
`Who`s Black Bart?`
[Bruce:]
`Let me introduce you`

Black Bart`s seen it
Black Bart knows
Black Bart`s done it
The Black Bart blues
Suspended in suspension
Medieval nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere
We all got to try the Black Bart blues

Black Bart`s truckin` ain`t what it seems
Black Bart`s lookin`
Don`t know where she`s been
Maybe she`s an acrobat
Spends her evenings dancing on a pole
We all got to try the Black Bart blues

Black Bart tried most anything
Black Bart liked it but he couldn`t sing
So he asked me to tell ya
Try it for yourself and you will see
We all got to try the Black Bart blues

[Spoken:]
[Bruce:]
`What did you do that for?`
[Nerd:]
`I`m sorry, I just..., I guess I`m not used to...
[Bruce:]
`Shut up and get on with it will you`

Black Bart`s livin` across the ocean now
Black Bart`s lookin` to come back somehow
So if you are a dancer,
You could dance his pole in May
That`s a maypole

Black Bart`s coming
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