Blender lyrics

My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox.
I have the great honor and pleasure to present to you Turnex
The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium.
This is a revolution for your kitchen.
Smashed potatoes, sliced tomatoes, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second!
Turnex, the son of Durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner!

Blenders for sale
And I am selling to girls
They always know who I am, what I do
She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass
And let's go

She looked in my eyes
No need for this ride
She's a queen
She's pristine
And a slave

With a smile of her hips
She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
Her ride is too smooth
No line [light?] for a stop
My blenders are flying too far

She looked in my eyes
No mate [not made] for this ride
She's Christine
She's sixteen
I'm her slave

She is calling me Jake
She keeps me awake
Oh boy I was ready to go