Blokei Hate The New Age Guys lyrics

I`m a chauvinist I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you but you look at me lik
eMaybe I`m an angel underneath
I haven`t brushed me teeth
Yesterday I lied
But all my mates gave me a real good alibi (Thanks mate)
I really went out drinking I told you I was at work
Don`t ask me for commitment `cause it`s something I will shirk
1ST CHORUS
I`m a bloke I`m an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I`m a labourer by day
I piss up all my pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Pour my beer and get my smokes and go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you`ll have to fetch another can
Rest assured that if I start to make you breakfast
I`m going to extremes
But tomorrow I`ll get shitfaced and today won`t mean a thing
2ND CHORUS
I`m a bloke, I;m a yobbo
And my best mates name is Robbo
Winfield is my cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearers singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn`t want me any other way
LEAD BREAK
When you think you`ve got me figured out
The seasons already changing (from footy to cricket)
I think it`s cool when I act like a tool
Then my mates try to shave me
REPEAT 2ND CHORUS TWICE
END
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