Blondes Have More Fun lyrics

Is it a matter of opinion
or just a contradiction
but from where I come from
all the blondes have more fun
Well just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin` all the fights

I took a rose in Texas
she gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn`t touch the surface
`cos of recent facelift
She had no idea what love`s about
`cept the one o`clock call on the casting couch

Sissy from New York
was on the cover of New Vogue
I ain`t supposed to be available
So completely untouchable
I got a limousine `n` bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows Rodder just needs to ball

You can keep your black and your red heads
You can keepmme a blonde that`s six feet two boy
and that ain`t all

I had a crush on Bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about `em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandals
But I never saw `em dancin` at the county hall
with the short fat guy`s prematurely bald

Dig this

You can keep your black and your red heads
you can keep your brunettes too
Don`t wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that`s six feet two boy
and that ain`t all