Blue Beretta lyrics

I was drivin downtown in my blue Beretta
Wonderin` why people use Velveeta steada cheddar
Reach down to flip the tape yeah I musta ran a redda
The cop pulled me over and he said...
`Hey aren`t you Concetta?!!`

Like Davy I`m a believer
Like stolen goods I`m a comin to seize ya
I don`t want you to get the wrong idea
But I got more fingers than Jerry Garcia...
See ya!

I got more answers to your questions than Alex Trebec
And if I was a sandwich I`d be triple deck
It`s the high-tech section of your audio selection
Put down the white-out chump I don`t need no correction
Takin MC`s out like Barclay vs. Barney
Go to Mount Airy Lodge where my host is named Marney
MC`s try to dis but they can`t touch these solos
If you wanna come correct, be like Mike D. go to the movies,
Eat some Rolos

I never take intermissions
I got more rhymes than John`s got Peel sessions
I`m peanut butter and my man is Fluff
Wrap the Wonder Bread around us
We never get enough

Yo peace to....etc