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<pre><font size='+2'>BOB RULES lyrics KELLER WILLIAMS</font><br>(The price is wrong, bitch)<br />
<br />
Twelve o`clock check out we`ve got an entire hour<br />
Where is the remote, no time for the manual power<br />
I put that name tag over the heart<br />
On the shirt, that says `Bob Rules`<br />
I stood in line for days<br />
With all the other fools<br />
<br />
And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy<br />
Called my name and said `Come on down, you`re the next contestant`<br />
Oh my God I was hyperventilating<br />
I hope I do not wake up from this dream;<br />
Which is what it was<br />
<br />
Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar<br />
Still in complete shock I muttered the words `One Dollar`<br />
But, everyone else overbid,<br />
And their eyes turned to me with the rage<br />
For my dogs will be draped in diamonds<br />
And I get to go onstage<br />
<br />
I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear<br />
He said `Put me down son and feast your eyes over there`<br />
The sliding doors were ajar,<br />
I was a happy as I could get<br />
For it was a brand new car--<br />
A Chevrolet Chevette<br />
<br />
All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy<br />
Called my name and said `Come on down you`re the next contestant`<br />
Oh my God I was hyperventilating<br />
I hope I do not wake up from this dream<br />
Which is what it was<br />
<br />
The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon<br />
My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed<br />
So I pulled down as hard as I could<br />
Just like they all knew that I would<br />
I was happy to be alive<br />
When it landed on $0.95<br />
<br />
Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine<br />
Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me<br />
Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm<br />
How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?<br />
<br />
Before I could answer a banging came to my door<br />
The housekeeper said `You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog`<br />
I guess I fell back asleep<br />
And slept right through that show<br />
But the next time I`m in L.A.<br />
You know where I`m gonna go<br />
<br />
And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy<br />
Call my name and says `Come on down, you`re the next contestant`<br />
Oh my God I hope I don`t hyperventilate<br />
I hope I do not wake up from this dream<br />
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(The price is wrong, bitch)

Twelve o`clock check out we`ve got an entire hour
Where is the remote, no time for the manual power
I put that name tag over the heart
On the shirt, that says `Bob Rules`
I stood in line for days
With all the other fools

And then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy
Called my name and said `Come on down, you`re the next contestant`
Oh my God I was hyperventilating
I hope I do not wake up from this dream;
Which is what it was

Janice she slinked on wearing a diamond dog collar
Still in complete shock I muttered the words `One Dollar`
But, everyone else overbid,
And their eyes turned to me with the rage
For my dogs will be draped in diamonds
And I get to go onstage

I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear
He said `Put me down son and feast your eyes over there`
The sliding doors were ajar,
I was a happy as I could get
For it was a brand new car--
A Chevrolet Chevette

All because the voice of an angel that belonged to Rod Roddy
Called my name and said `Come on down you`re the next contestant`
Oh my God I was hyperventilating
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Which is what it was

The showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon
My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed
So I pulled down as hard as I could
Just like they all knew that I would
I was happy to be alive
When it landed on $0.95

Next thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine
Who did not like his showcase and passed it on over to me
Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm
How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?

Before I could answer a banging came to my door
The housekeeper said `You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog`
I guess I fell back asleep
And slept right through that show
But the next time I`m in L.A.
You know where I`m gonna go

And hope that a voice of an angel that belongs to Rod Roddy
Call my name and says `Come on down, you`re the next contestant`
Oh my God I hope I don`t hyperventilate
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Which is what it will be

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