Bonus Song On Escapology lyrics

Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War Two?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about,
When I`m out,
With you

What are the holes in biros for?
Which one`s which in the Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Coz frankly you`re a bore,
And im not,

And if it`s leaving season,
Your second on the bill,
If you won`t leave me baby,
I`ll find someone who will,
I tried love, I`m sorry,
I tried l-love,

Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on ,
And on,
Like you,

And if it`s leaving season,
You`re second on the bill,
If you won`t leave me baby,
I`ll find someone who will,
I tried love, I`m sorry,
I tried l-love,

Doo doo doo doo doo do doo dooo doo

I tried love, I`m sorry,
I tried love,

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D`ya think Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive,
And he had to breed with Steve,
We`d all be GAY!
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