Bouncer S Conversation lyrics

See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes?
She`s dying
`Cause her boyfriend didn`t show up

Pull her out of line
Stick her in a waiting room
And ignore her
`Til her face gets really bloated

And I wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Leanin` in the window

See that amazon?
Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders
They look like little boulders

Turn her `round and `round
Take a mental picture of her naked
Inebriated
Face down on the linoleum

And I wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Walkin` to the dressing room

What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight

And I wonder what it`s like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you`re never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there`s sugar
Headin` to the barrio

With a faggot on her left
And a faggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
`Cause the chicks all suck tonight
And the band is such a bore
And I`ve seen it all before
And there`s sugar
Making me a video

What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
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