Bowling Alleys And Conservative Dads lyrics

I still shake my head in disbelief.
I can`t believe she wanted to call the police.
All I did was take out my gun
‘Cause I wanted her to look me in the eyes
And at that moment I understood her lies
And realized what she had become.

And in the past
I`ve played the role of Agent Shot-Up.
And right now my face is Agent Red.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I`ll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.

Movie nights were all I had,
Bowling alleys, and conservative dads.
It just doesn`t get better than this
Golden Eye in golden days.
Golden Gun is all we`d play.
I just needed that one shot that I missed.

That`s when he came for me.
`Get out of bed.`
He looked me in the eyes
And this is what he said,

`I`m a believer and you are not.
I`m Straight Edge and you like to smoke pot.
We are just so different
I sleep all night like a person should do
While you`re out partying and drinkin` booze.
But that`s not really what I meant.

I`d better be the epitome
Of what society should be
And you`d be better off dead.
Washington D.C. should be
A fine place to v-i-s-i-t,
But you`re already Agent Red.`

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I`ll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I`ll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.
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