Brains lyrics

"Well hello there little boy.

Now don`t be shy.

Step right up, I`m a reasonable guy.

Don`t be frightened by the look in my eye.

I`m just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I`m just a little shy and scared in this place

I`m just a fish outaa water from outer space

You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained

So why don`t you be a pal...



And bring me some BRAINS!

Go down to your neighbor`s place

See the dull expression on his face

you`d be doing him a favor if you brought him to me

He`s not using his brain he`s just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee`s

He hasn`t had a thought since `43.

His brain is the portrait of atrophy.

He ain`t using it, why not give it to me?



BRAINS, BRAINS, I won`t lie,

I`ll drink their (her) brains `til they`re zombified.

Sure they (she) might think it`s deranged

But they (she)won`t give it a thought

Once I`ve eaten their (her) brain.

BRAINS, BRAINS, It`s okay.

It`s not a matter if it isn`t gray,

And if at first they (she) think(s) it`s strange,

They (she)won`t think twice

If they (she)don`t have a brain!



Go down to the Wonton shop,

My fortune cookie says that I just can`t stop

I`ll suck the noodle right out of their heads

And half an hour later, I`m hungry again!

Creep into the donut shop

Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.

Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.

And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.



Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...

My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.

Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,

They`re so delectable, especially the small ones.

No time to cook em in a skillet.

My belly`s rumblin`, I got a need to fill it.

I don`t fry em, the heat will only shrink em,

i`ll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!



Now you`ve been swell to go around

And bring me every single brain in town

But with all these brains, I can`t help but think

That there isn`t one left out there to drink.

Fess up boy, come on, Heck!

Is there someone that you`re trying to protect?

Bring her down here to meet her end

And i promise I`ll be your bestest friend.



BRAIN.....

Bring me her Brain.....

BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"