Brainwashed Follower lyrics

JEFF: Yo yo hey man ain`t you guys um Plug One? Plug Two?
Potholes in my Lawn? You`re those weird guys De La Soul right?
DOVE: Yeah what`s up little man how you feeling I`m Dove how you
feeling.
POS: Yo what`s up man my name is Pos.
MASE: What`s up I`m Mase. Yo shorty what`s your name?
JEFF: Oh my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain`t
supposed to walk.
POS: Sorry little man, but you know...
JEFF: Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers,
where`s your dukey gold chains? Y`all don`t have no dukey gold chains.
MASE: We don`t wear gold chains, we`d rather spend our money on
more important things like, women, necessities...
DE LA SOUL: And video games!
JEFF: Y`all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay, where`s your BMW?
You`re not supposed to walk. Where`s your jeeps, your Maximas?
DOVE: Maximas? Yo, Maxin` would break my flow. And with the cause of
gas, Jeff man, I`d rather take the transit that`s mass.
JEFF: What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don`t you know you
can`t be def if you don`t have no gold? Or a car, man? What`s up?
MASE: Who told you that?
JEFF: Everybody who`s def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
MASE: Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you`re buggin`. Do you
like
Plug Tunin` and
Potholes?
JEFF: Yeah that song`s def.
POS: But we don`t wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMW`s and
Maxes or Jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a
minute. Did I say `def`?
DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH!
JEFF: What?
POS: Nothing, nothing. It`s just that we don`t deal with all that
materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
supply our listeners, understand my man?
JEFF: Where`s your beepers? Why don`t you have beepers? Everybody
wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down.
MASE: AAAUUGHHH! Little man is brainwashed indeed!
DOVE: Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus
I find them ugly as parking tickets.
JEFF: You guys talk funny.
POS: Well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow A to
Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
JEFF: Yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
POS: Wait a minute. Did he say...
MASE: Bugged?
DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH!
JEFF: So no car, no beepers, no gold. That`s weak man, that`s weak.
DOVE: Jesus, did he say `weak?` Jesus, they never learn.
POS: Foolish mind, have I, have I.
MASE: Actin` like that lady!
DE LA SOUL: That lady!
POS: Peace, my brother