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Who wants to taste my General Tso?
You want a piece of my General Tso?
I`m gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopsticks?
Hit you in the shit wit my little ass dick.
Yellow!
If you wanna see me eat jello.
I never seen nothin like you before.
I can kick you.
Higher than you can kick me.
I can kick you way up into a tree.
Who wants a taste of my oolong tea?
ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi
Everybody in the phone books named chang.
Wanna see my wang?
Never!
Good, go hit the gong with a bang.
Wha?!
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but thats not right.
Not in real life.
You will fall
down and break your leg.
Everybody wanna see me break a egg
Well I dont!
But I like fried rice,
and I ain`t got lice.
ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That aint nice!
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice.
Delivery is free, but not from me!
I always call a dollar fifty.
Fit fifty five.
Wanna see me go `gah!`?
Hit you wit the line
hayaa!
Whoa! When I hit you with the shit,
do a split,
take a shit,
after you eat my shit.
Kung fu.
Want my buffet?
You fuckin gay!
ow, I`ll go hit you wit the hay
Stay tha fuck away!
Hit you in the balls.
Only americans eat duck sauce!
And my soy sauce is for you.
I can put it in your shoe.
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss.
In my bathroom, spy on you, while your little boy shits.
Hoooooooyaa!
I can kick you if you don`t pay the bill.
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent!
Bitch!
Everything costs a little bit!
So dont expect nothin for free!
At least from me.
Ching chang chew-ey.
I got you, from taiwan city and hong kong.
I could smoke a bong, and I could do it all night long.
And dont mistake me for a Viet Kong.
I can get you,
and tackle you, spank you.
Never see me when I get you and bang you.
Rope you up,
and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage.
Poke you wit a little stick till you page your buddies
to come Napalm me
God damn-That shit burn!!
Blew away my whole city.
Ho Chi Min, shoot a load on your chin.
God damn!
As I said, going go to buy.
And if you wanna come on in,
you could walk into my world where the yellow shit begin.
hooy yaw!
Can`t be tamed!
I got shit to control your brain and its called
Egg Foo Young, and Low Mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same.
Hoya!
Hah!