Breakdownlarry The Cucumber Version lyrics

Aarrhhh...Aarrhhh...Aarrhhhhh...Aarrrrrhhhhhhh!!!



We are the pirates who don`t do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We`ll just tell you, "We don`t do anything!"



Well I`ve never been to Cleveland

And I`ve never been to Denver

And I`ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul

And I`ve never been to Moscow

And I`ve never been to Tampa

And I`ve never been to Boston in the Fall.



We are the pirates who don`t do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We`ll just tell you, "We don`t do anything!"



And I`ve never hoisted the mainstay

And I`ve never swabbed the poop deck

And I`ve never peered to starboard cuz I`ve never sailed at all

And I`ve never walked the gangplank

And I`ve never owned a parrot

And I`ve never been to Boston in the Fall



(Burp)



We are the pirates who don`t do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We`ll just tell you, "We don`t do anything!"



Well I`ve never plucked a rooster

And I`m not to good at pinball

And I`ve never thrown my mashed potaters up against the wall

And I`ve never kissed a chipmunk

And I`ve never gotten headlice

And I`ve never been to Boston in the fall



Who be this man of Relient K?

And why be he so full of contridiction?>



We don`t know what he did

But we`re down with Captain Kidd

We don`t wake up before lunch

But we all eat Captain Crunch

We don`t smoke

We don`t chew

We watch Captain Kangaroo



And I`ve never licked a sparkplug

And I`ve never sniffed a stinkbug

And I`ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

And I`ve never bathed in yogurt

And I`ve never looked good in leggings

And I`ve never been to Boston in the fall!!!



(Spit.."Ka-ting!!!")





We are the pirates who don`t do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We`ll just tell you, "We don`t do anything!"



We are the pirates who don`t do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We`ll just tell you, "We don`t do anything!"
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