Breaking Up lyrics

Do not think it hurts me bad
It doesn`t hurt me none
It does not mean anything
I`m fondling this gun.
And I don`t hurt that bad
And I don`t miss you
I don`t eat alone
Wishing I was eating with two.

It`s like a sad movie
They always get high ratings
In fact I feel like celebrating
I feel like celebrating.

And do not think I ever thought
That this would really work
It was just sort of a casual thing
Like trying on a shirt.

I don`t sit home alone and stare
At your picture wishing that you were still there
I never get lonely
In fact I`m probably masturbating
In fact I feel like celebrating
I feel like celebrating.

Oh goody! Oh joy! I`m finally free!
I no longer have to sit through your mother`s casserole recipes
Oh joy! Glee! I`m finally free