Brian Boitano lyrics

Stan:what would Brian Boitano do if if he was here right now he`d make a plan and he`d follow through that`s what Brian Boitano`d do

Kyle:when Brian Boitano was in the olympics skating for the gold he did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold

Cartman:when Brian Boitano was in the alps fighting grizzly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair

Stan and Kyle:so what would Brian Boitano do if he were here today im sure he`d kickan ass or two cause thats what Brian Boitano`d do

Cartman:I want this v-chip out of me it has stunted my vocabulary

Kyle: and i just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

Stan: for Wendy`ll be an activist too cause thats what Brian Boitano`d do

all: and what would Brian Boitano do he`d call the kids in town and tell them to unite for truth cause thats what Brian Boitano`d

some guy:(talking) did someone say my name

Stan:(talking) who are you

guy:(talking) I`m Brian Dennahy

Kyle:no not fuckin Brian Dennahy

Stan: get the fuck out of here

Brian Dennahy: o byee

all:when Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again

Cartman:when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kubli Khan

Stan and Kyle: cause Brian Boitano doesn`t take shit (Cartman blends in)from anybody

Stan:so let`s call all the kids together

all: and unite to stop our moms and we`ll save Terrance and Phillip too cause that`s what Brian Boitano`d do and we`ll save Terrance and Phillip too cause that`s what Brian Boitano`d dooo cause that`s what Brian Boitano`d do!
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