Brian Wallows From Episode Brian Wallows Peter S lyrics

Lois:
Brian, your standards are ridiculously high.
You will never find a girl unless you`re willing to make exceptions
and compromise so you can find your love.

Brian:
Lois, I don`t think I have to compromise a thing.
I`d rather be alone than with someone who doesn`t get me.
Oh and how long has the coffee been on the burner in the kitchen?
I could really use a cup about now.

Lois:
Oh it`s not very fresh.You see I meant to make more
But I made the mistake of getting caught up watching Oprah
She had on James Garner

Brian:
James Garner, what`s he plugging?

Lois:
I don`t know; some crappy movie on TNT.