Broken Record lyrics

Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation
Covered all your shifts for the operation
But when you got back
You still wouldn`t show me your brand new silicon boobs

So I took a walk around my neighborhood
To get you off a mind like I knew that I ought to
But when I saw a big black van run down a bird
I had to think about you

No, I`m not a quarterback
I`m not a fireman
But still I could have any girl in Japan
Cause I`m a healthy hundred and fifty nine pound
American boy

You tell a story like a broken record and
You tell a story like a broken record and
You tell a story like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you like anyway

So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise
While I stayed home and cried in my bottle of pills
But when you got back
You didn`t even have yourself a tan cause you stayed in your room

So I fed your dog while you were outta town
And I mowed your lawn while you wasn`t around
But when you got back
You had the nerve to ask if I`d gone through some of you clothes

(Yeah, right!)

No, I`m not a quarterback
I`m not a fireman
But still I could have any girl in Japan
Cause I`m a healthy hundred and fifty nine pound
American boy

You tell a story like a broken record and
You tell a story like a broken record but
I tell a story like a broken record but
Still I ain`t jealous of the fellas like you like anyway