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<pre><font size='+2'>BRUCE S PHILOSOPHERS SONG lyrics MONTY PYTHON</font><br>Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant<br />
who was very rarely stable<br />
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar<br />
who could think you under the table<br />
David Hume could out-consume<br />
Schopenhauer and Hegel<br />
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine<br />
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel<br />
<br />
There`s nothing Nietzsche couldn`t teach ya<br />
`bout the raising of the wrist<br />
Socrates himself was permanently pissed<br />
<br />
John Stewart Mill of his own free will<br />
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill<br />
Plato they say could stick it away<br />
`alf a crate of whisky every day<br />
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle<br />
Hobbes was fond of his dram<br />
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:<br />
`I drink, therefore I am`<br />
<br />
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed<br />
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/bruce_s_philosophers_song_lyrics-monty_python.html" target='_blank'>BRUCE S PHILOSOPHERS SONG lyrics MONTY PYTHON</a></pre>

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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There`s nothing Nietzsche couldn`t teach ya
`bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
`alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
`I drink, therefore I am`

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed

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