Bum Like You lyrics

You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook, visa and my master card too
Ain't no price to high for what you do

You could be my dog
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now

[Chorus 1]
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

Your car's a dump and you're broke
That's all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
God it ain't right
But your story's acting out of sight

We could fall apart
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now

[Chorus 2]
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you

[Chorus]

You're always up to no good
You catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liar

You could be my king
I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love
I could be the apple in your eye

[Chorus 2]

Take the v.c.r. my new favorite thing to do
The keys to my house is wasting my time on a bum like you
The keys to my car
I don't need them no more My new favorite thing to do
Give me the keys to your heart Is wasting my time on you

Wasting my time on you