Bum Like You lyrics

You`re always up to no good
Your finger`s in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too
Ain`t no price too high for what you do

You could be my dog
I could post your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye

Let`s do it right now

My new favorite thing to do
Is wastin` my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wastin` my time on a bum like you

Your car`s a dump and you`re broke
but that`s all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don`t even look good, god it ain`t right
but you`re starry eyed and out of sight

You could fall apart
I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye

Let`s do it right now

My new favorite thing to do
Is wastin` my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wastin` my time on you

You`re always up to no good
you catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liar

You could be my king
I would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye

Take the vcr
Take the keys to my house
the keys to my car
I don`t need it no more
Cause you gave me the keys to your heart