Burglar lyrics

Here we go now!

I`m a villan I`m a rogue
I`ll nick your wallet or garden gnome
I`m a burglar I`m a cad
An open window I`m in your home

I`ll have your tools or kiddies toys
And I`m not safe - a joy of joys
I`ll be the gasman or a toad
I`ll have your telly or garden hose

While I`m scoping in the dark
I`ll strap your dog so he won`t bark
I won`t disturb your only dreams
But if you wake up there`s no screams

I`ll nick anything removable
From the QE2 to the toilet paper in the houses of parliment
I`ll even have the milk off your doorstep
Or the skin off a baby seals back

`cause I`m a real villan (played backwards)

I`ll steal the paper or the milk
Or warn your neighbours or the bill
I`m a stealer I`m a crook
Read about me in Mich`s book

Burglary is a life for me
Burglary is a life for me
People say that crime don`t pay
I drink champagne every day

And the good lord said `thou shall not steal`
There is only one path and that is the straight and narrow
It`s a bit too bleeding straight and a bit too narrow for my liking

Ok gov It`s a fair cop
Throw on the bracelets
Chink chink oh god I`m nicked

I sentence you to six months...
Take him away
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