Buy My Friggin Album Bitch lyrics

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[Verse 1]

Buy my CD or I`ll break your fuckin` head

I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed

Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it

This shit is dope as fuck don`t make me pull your ears with pliers

Ain`t no one buyin` my album it should`ve been platinum

At least gold, the kids don`t buy my shit I`m gonna crack`em

My idea street promotion is drivin` through places

And peggin` promo tapes at peoples faces sayin` "buy it you homo"

A promo, what? you want free shit

You better pay up, I`ll even take food stamps kid

If you ain`t got a job, man it`s cool you can rob

Still from your old man, cuz he`s a fat drunken slob

And ya mom, she`s blown in lonely Ville for 20

So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy

I go to the stores that are selling LP`s

Tell`em move some fuckin` units or I`ll break your friggin knees

Emcees don`t even wanna battle me now

My put my lyrics up because I started knockin` bitches out

Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands

I snatch the mic and start beatin` till it`s hurtin` my hands

Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called

I`ll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl

As I run out the door, just before I jet

Don`t forget to buy my album on CD or cassette



[Chorus]

I`m a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter

I`ll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda

I`ma use force like as if my name was Yoda

Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya

Can`t work for a living gotta eat off this

Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid

I`ma shove in your face till you purchase it

Just buy my friggin album bitch!



[Verse 2]

Don`t be a cheap fuck it`s just 11.99

And it`s worth it, I ain`t sayin` that because it`s mine

If it`s whack, don`t even think you`ll get your money back

You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack

Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it

I don`t give a fuck man fuckin` bash it you can have it

I really don`t care man just purchase the shit

I really don`t feel like havin` to hurt you bitch

But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick

Before I find you first, and beat `cha fat ass wit a stick

Go on Carson Daily`s show and request my video

"You ain`t got one" I know, just fuckin` do it yo

The radio don`t play me and I got no distribution

Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin`

I can`t sell cds even in my own city

Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin` jiggy

I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib

And I wonder why no one`s ever heard of my shit

If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record

But instead I`ll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it



[Chorus]



If you don`t go out and buy my cd

I`m gonna fuckin` kick your ass

I ain`t even playin` wit `chu

I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out

If you don`t go out and buy the shit

Just fuckin` buy it man

You can afford it

What the fuck is wrong wit `chu?

It`s a fuckin` dope album man just pick it up

What `chu mean you never heard of me?

It doesn`t matter if you never heard of me

I`m fuckin` tellin` you now just buy the shit, what?
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