Bye Me A Condo lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full `o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit` de alligator on

Wo, used to live in Jamaica But I don`t live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t`ings I never done before
So now I`m just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
and get a wallet full `o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit` de alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T`row away all me ganja
I`ll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I`ll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I`ll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full `o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little T-shirt wit` de alligator on

Ain`t gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain`t gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor

(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard

Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full `o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit` de alligator on

What`d you say?-acapo
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